Bring on the winter

I was never a summer person. Why spend all that time outside in the sweltering heat getting sweaty and cancerous when you can do the exact same thing in the comfort of your home? (Those monitors must give out some form of radiation, not unlike the rays of the sun.)

But soon…soon I will escape this god-forsaken heat. It’s barely the start of Spring and we’re already getting 30 degree days. I’m going to have to break out the deo every time I go out for lunch. Thank God I’m not wearing a suit at this time of year.

…are there such things as Summer suits? Well, there are worsted wool suits that "breathe" well, apparently. But multiple layers…and the black…and the heat…

Gargh, this summer is going to suck.