Crazy John’s dead!
Yeah, the founder of the mobile phone outlet has carked it. (All respects to his wife and children).
It was a bit random - he was going for his regular morning walk when he suddenly keeled over and was unable to be revived. Only 42, as well…
Must be all that hypertension. You know, being crazy and all.
Let this be a lesson to all you young go-getter trend-setters: take it easy and chill the fuck out.
