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For the international readers out there, you may or may not be aware that the Australian government is planning to introduce an Internet Filter to censor “inappropriate material” from the Internet. There is no opt-out option and a pilot program is in the works to filter 10,000 URLs. Initial tests show that the filtering has an adverse effect on connection speeds relative to the accuracy of the filters and exhibited signs of “overblocking”, where legitimate sites were treated as false positives. Arstechnica has a neat article on the technical side of things.
If this travesty goes ahead, I doubt it’s just going to stop at a simple blacklist. So, hypothetically, I predict I’ll be experiencing the following:
- I won’t be able to use any mIRC commands, since the slash (”/”) key will be filtered out.
- Attempting to fire guns in online games I play will reset my PC, write 0s to my hard drive several times over, and spontaneously combust.
- News will consist of human interest stories about puppies. And nothing else.
- Any websites about “prawnography” will be banned.
- Bomberman will be declared an enemy of the state.
- All Wikipedia entries will be replaced with a single page showing Our Benevolent Overseer, Senator Conroy.
- Cleopatra, aka the “Queen of the Nile”, will be banned due to its gambling-related content.
- The Federal Government’s website will be banned due to its political content.
Anyways, I can’t see it going too far.
I actually imagine it’s going to be quite busy, since there are quite a few residentials nearby…hopefully places like the nearby Church and the local bowlo will take some of the weight off.



